bagmilk:

*puts follower count on job application*

baracknobama:

if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

trashayley:

You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.

callmeoutis:

bigeisamazing:

if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake

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the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about