*puts follower count on job application*


if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans


A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone


You want weird tv episodes that you’ve never seen before? It’s probably been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. You want a musical episode? Buffy. An episode with no talking at all? Buffy. A good laugh about a demon-hunting dummy? Buffy. What about one where hyena ghosts posses high school students and then go eat their principle? Guess who. Just go watch Buffy you piece of shit.



if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake


the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about